holynipples:

I told my grandma I was cold one time and now every time she sees me she brings an extra jacket and forces me to wear it how do I make this stop like I’m not cold anymore grandma

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@30 minutes ago with 31004 notes
#all queued up with no place to go 

jaimesdimple:

Hearing new music from your favorite band is a religious experience

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@3 hours ago with 19861 notes
#all queued up with no place to go 

"I’m going to hunt down the shit-for-brains inventor of this crooked game and pull his inspiration out through his arsehole. Probably some smart-arsed salarian bastard."

(Source: batarians, via mervley)

@6 hours ago with 2618 notes
#mass effect #jess #petey #in which zaeed is all of us 

difficults:

modern angst story

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@7 hours ago with 79251 notes
#nicole 

bewbin:

Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built

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@7 hours ago with 37891 notes

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

image

i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

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@7 hours ago with 46234 notes

dulect:

no need to thank me

your credit card will do

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@7 hours ago with 116125 notes

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

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@7 hours ago with 47713 notes

shingeki-no-shinju:

Some of my favorite anime fansubs

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@1 hour ago with 62370 notes
#people die if they are killed #all queued up with no place to go 
milesupshur:

too turnt w/ this baguette

milesupshur:

too turnt w/ this baguette

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@6 hours ago with 121010 notes
#i've been laughing for an embarrassingly long time 

playoff preview » montréal canadiens [A3]

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@7 hours ago with 58 notes
#habs 

say it with me now

emotional

abuse

is

still

abuse

do not fucking tell me someone with abusive parents “had it easy” just because the abuse wasn’t physical or sexual

just don’t

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@7 hours ago with 152467 notes

bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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@7 hours ago with 95106 notes

ohshititsgreg:

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through

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@7 hours ago with 143738 notes

tennants-hair:

tennants-hair:

what happens if a doctor eats an apple

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are u ok

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@7 hours ago with 3268 notes