animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”"Shut up, we’re keeping them."

animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."

(via cash-bundren)

@10 hours ago with 64118 notes
#CATS #all queued up with no place to go 
stepduck:

pay attention to me thorbs notice me pls bffs 5ever remember paY ATTENTION TO ME

stepduck:

pay attention to me thorbs notice me pls bffs 5ever remember paY ATTENTION TO ME

@13 hours ago with 38 notes
#jets #all queued up with no place to go 

rainyapparitions:

go home

this wins Halloween

(Source: archiemcphee, via the-barn-rat)

@17 hours ago with 60785 notes
#HORSES 

scolders:

if internet explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser then you’re brave enough to ask that girl out

(Source: regulative, via crosberle)

@17 hours ago with 48023 notes

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@17 hours ago with 432 notes

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

image

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@17 hours ago with 156929 notes

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

(via meaghanmikkelson)

@17 hours ago with 405156 notes
bennguini:

The Dallas Stars have lost their chill

bennguini:

The Dallas Stars have lost their chill

(via kailz-h)

@17 hours ago with 1392 notes

stepduck:

dustin “why fight one guy when you can fight two plus a linesman!” byfuglien

@11 hours ago with 118 notes
#byfuglien more like bearfuglien #*forced laughter* #all queued up with no place to go #jets 

seriousjones:

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

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(via everyday-im-scheifelen)

@16 hours ago with 41704 notes
#incredible 

crosberle:

have i ever mentioned that i hate chris neil? yes? good cause i still do.

@17 hours ago with 10 notes
Lulu spells + puns

(Source: hellyeskingdomhearts, via vaniccio)

@17 hours ago with 6235 notes
#FFX #lulu aaaah 

(Source: morfeen, via zhovto-blakytni)

@17 hours ago with 242084 notes

accordingtodevin:

Scientifically accurate love story.

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@17 hours ago with 26910 notes
ekholms:

gavinoh-free:

ALL HAIL THE MOTHER CROC

ekholms:

gavinoh-free:

ALL HAIL THE MOTHER CROC

(Source: alsmiiffy, via crosberle)

@17 hours ago with 78258 notes